I slept the whole afternoon
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My girlfriend’s bird would not STFU and it contributed to my emotional melt-down mid sweet-spot interval and I had to take a moment to cry.
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Cognitive overload. It’s real.
My genetics are rubbish (One step down from just blaming God) 
More for riding outside: my front wheel is put in the wrong way round
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I started a ride with the replay of Cape Epic Stage 2. At about 7 minutes in they had a story about two racers…I’m now officially out of excuses. Video link starts at the start of the story.
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She put her leg on me…
The #£¥% ANT+ receiver is &@%* not working again on the $@#% PC, and I’ve been installing &@%$ drivers and rebooting and reconnecting and reinstalling for the last $@#€ hour, holy @#%€¥ mother of ?$@&!!!
And my daughter waking up and asking “why are you playing with the PC and swearing in bike shorts at 5:30 in the morning, dad?”
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TrainerRoad update ruined ant+ and Bluetooth
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Genetics.
According to popular theory, time travel is possible. All you have to do is crank up that titanium Lightspeed to 88mph, go back and pick out new parents! 
(My suggestion is to find some with the last name ‘Van der Poel’.)
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insert wifey’s glare
I need to spend more time with my wife
Update, now we have two children.
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I got a good excuse for you.
“My penis got degloved.”
I might be a bit over trained, better play it safe.
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Got a cracked rib
Can mostly ride ok, but when the breathing gets hard or need a sudden acceleration, im out the back
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My cat pissed on my flywheel.
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That’s not an excuse, that’s a call to duty!
This happened to me 2 days ago, double fracture, third rib down.
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