Excuses -- Let's hear 'em!

I didn’t eat/sleep/stretch enough.

My shoes were too tight.

My good bibs were in the wash.

They canceled Daredevil.

I suck at ABC/XYZ/Mary Austin.

Any more? :wink:

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I donated bood :rofl:
I live in England and have a cold for 4 months of the year.

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I crashed off my rollers. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

Kids ! Kids are the ultimate excuse :smiley:

Unless you want to give them an example to follow. Then, they became the ultimate motivator !

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I dropped a chain. :frowning:

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I’m clean.

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My kids hate sleep!

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Still using that line, huh, Landis? :laughing:

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Ha! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

My brakes were rubbing.

I drank a lot of wine last night.

My seat slipped.

I was blocked in.

If I had some team mates.

I’m old and fat. My son tells me it’s no excuse.

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I got an email from a student asking for some help on an essay

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My wife got Horny…

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I woke up tired

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No excuse! That’s like saying a unicorn ran out in front of you.

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I hurt my back putting up the Christmas lights.

(This happened today, and I’m annoyed. I haven’t used it as an excuse yet, but I have it in the queue…)

Also, my wife is horny as well :wink:

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Flat tire … on the trainer. Wish it wasn’t true, but, alas, it is. :clown_face:

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I once got dropped in a race because I was thinking about my cat

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But that will only hold you back for a couple of minutes?

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2 whole minutes actually. This is my theme song from Flight of the Conchords… You have to watch the whole video, this is how we make love in New Zealand…:joy:

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Love the Conchords, and that song!