No excuse! That’s like saying a unicorn ran out in front of you.
I hurt my back putting up the Christmas lights.
(This happened today, and I’m annoyed. I haven’t used it as an excuse yet, but I have it in the queue…)
Also, my wife is horny as well
Flat tire … on the trainer. Wish it wasn’t true, but, alas, it is.
I once got dropped in a race because I was thinking about my cat
But that will only hold you back for a couple of minutes?
2 whole minutes actually. This is my theme song from Flight of the Conchords… You have to watch the whole video, this is how we make love in New Zealand…
Love the Conchords, and that song!
Whiskey didn’t make me faster
The difference between pro vs amateur.
They cancelled Daredevil? Watching season 3 right now…its the best one yet!
Disney is beign a jerk, as they will launch their own streaming service they are pulling their products (Marvel is owned by Disney) from Netflix.
Considering the reviews Daredevil gets on Netflix I wouldn’t be surprised if they continue it on the Disney platform
The excuse could be that you are to angry at Disney and had to built a protest sign
Staying in my zones y0.
(That be Z6 blowing out my butthole)
Related, “this is a recovery ride for me.”
Remember you have to keep your cadence high!
When my alarm goes off at 5:00 am to do Tuesday’s intervals… “I need my sleep so I don’t get sick, so I’ll just do the workout tonight after work…”
Then, after work, it’s… “I can’t workout on an empty stomach, I’ll do the intervals after a snack”
Then, after the snack, its’… “I can’t workout on a full stomach! I’ll cramp!”
Then I finally suck it up and just do the workout.
I don’t have enough carbon.
My rocker plate is malfunctioning.
The dog ate my Kickr