Excuses -- Let's hear 'em!

Whiskey didn’t make me faster

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:man_facepalming: The difference between pro vs amateur.

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They cancelled Daredevil? Watching season 3 right now…its the best one yet!

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Disney is beign a jerk, as they will launch their own streaming service they are pulling their products (Marvel is owned by Disney) from Netflix.

Considering the reviews Daredevil gets on Netflix I wouldn’t be surprised if they continue it on the Disney platform

The excuse could be that you are to angry at Disney and had to built a protest sign

Staying in my zones y0.

(That be Z6 blowing out my butthole)

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@Jonathan and #mtbpodcast will dig it!

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Related, “this is a recovery ride for me.”

Remember you have to keep your cadence high!

When my alarm goes off at 5:00 am to do Tuesday’s intervals… “I need my sleep so I don’t get sick, so I’ll just do the workout tonight after work…”

Then, after work, it’s… “I can’t workout on an empty stomach, I’ll do the intervals after a snack”

Then, after the snack, its’… “I can’t workout on a full stomach! I’ll cramp!”

Then I finally suck it up and just do the workout.

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Classic: Shit Cyclists Say - YouTube

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I don’t have enough carbon.

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My rocker plate is malfunctioning.

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The dog ate my Kickr

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Chipotle made my burrito too big.

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The swim was not wetsuit legal.

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Allergy season in Sydney forced me to take the whole week off training. :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

Tim.
:facepunch:

My FTP is too high.

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I didn’t train for this type of ride/race/discipline/sport/duration

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Bottle was on the seat tube instead of the down tube, messed up my CdA.

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Obviously you’re doing it wrong.

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